… but you didn’t need the AP to tell you that, right? What a mind-blowing SOTU address…mind-blowing in that it wasn’t a state of the union speech at all, but rather an arrogant, cranky, defensive, megalomaniacal “State of Obama” defense/scolding at those who have had the intellectual ineptitude to doubt or disagree with The One. At his classiest, Barry slanders the Supreme Court, showing both an arrogant disrespect to the bench as well as a significant lack of understanding for their ruling. Ummm, no foreign entities still cannot fund campaigns, Dispshit, but nice trying to malign the supreme court because you know free speech can only hurt you. Anyone else find Barry’s references to his opposition from not only the Republicans in Congress but also in the vast conservative punditry reeeeally disturbing? In short, his summation on said opposition is that it’s not his policies they dislike, it’s him. Wow. Similarly flabergastilicious was Obama’s hilarious, yet frightening take on the FAILED health insurance reform that was going to be signed in August ’09. Allow me to translate the O-speak: “Hey you buncha stupid hicks out there in America. Yeah, health care reform is about as dead as Ted, but that’s not because the policy you all opposed in record volume and numbers was bad. No, you were all just TOO DUMB to understand it, and that’s where I failed: I didn’t explain it clearly enough to all you stupid asses, because my massive ego will not allow me to believe that anyone could oppose me and actually understand what I stand for… for I am that I am. No, my policy and I are perfect… you are all just too stupid, small, and feeble (racist?) to understand just how much good I can do for you. I will do better next time explaining, children. Because I DO NOT QUIT!..and I’m a megalomaniac. Duh.”
I could go on like that all day. My friends and I used to correspond in a language called Shannish, where we’d translate any message to each other into the language of Shannon, a mutual acquaintance who also happened to be an illiterate whackjob who abused CAPS and !!!!!! I wish I had the time to translate the entire SOTU speech into Obamish…what Obama is really saying before his teleprompter translates. Good times.
Alas, here are some nifty links instead: